5.31.2010

5.28.2010

Homemade Pop-tarts

From Smitten Kitchen








  >Recipe Here<

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5.27.2010

5.26.2010

5.25.2010

5.24.2010

Seattle Center Tiles

Hahahaha







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5.23.2010

5.22.2010

Party at the Reed's Tonight






Keith Reed-where art thou?

Ouch (damn roofers)



This photo was taken by my sister a couple of years ago.

Less than an hour earlier, as we were walking into a cafe in Redmond for breakfast, we noticed roofers working above us. Suddenly Mom curled up in pain and started yelling, "Pull it out! Pull it out!" The roofers had dropped this threaded nail that went all the way through her Croc flats and lodged itself into her heel. We rushed her to Urgent Care a few blocks down to get her a shot and have a doctor remove the nail.

So much for breakfast.

Inside Jokes Are Annoying to Outsiders.





Hi. I need a cab to pick me up at the 2-Bit.
It's 17th and Leary Way.
What? No, I don't have the address- just come to 17th and Leary Way.
17th AND LEARY WAY.
You want me to go inside and ask what the address is of the bar????
No.
17th and Leary- send a cab to 17th and Leary.
SEVENTEENTH........AND LEARY WAY....
Why is this so complicated?? I do this all the time.

5.20.2010


Excerpt from my journal 2005, sophomore yr of college:

"I have to write a poem by this afternoon. I'm thinking about making it about J. Edgar Hoover and all the women's clothing they found in his closet when he died."

5.18.2010

C'mon Mom and Pop...


What were you thinking in the naming process of your son?

"Well...we have a pretty bad last name...so let's give out son a REALLY COOL first name!!"

5.17.2010

5.16.2010

Last night







I saw a man eat fire.

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5.13.2010